Sexist Jokes

A small slection from a large collection

WHAT DO MEN DO IMMEDIATELY AFTER SEX?
5% fall asleep straight after.
15% go to the bathroom to wash.
20% roll over and light up a cigarette.
60% go home to their wives!!!

WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND WOMEN'S BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
They were originally intended for children but it's
the men who play with them the most.

WHY DOES IT TAKE 100 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
Because they won't stop to ask directions.

WHAT'S MAN'S IDEA OF FOREPLAY?
Half an hour of begging.

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TITS?
So men will talk to them.

WHY DO WOMEN CLOSE THEIR EYES DURING SEX?
They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT A BLOW JOB?
There's TEN minutes of silence.

WHY DO MEN FIND IT DIFFICULT TO MAKE EYE CONTACT?
Simply cos breasts don't have eyes.

WHAT DO KODAK FILM HAVE IN COMMON WITH CONDOMS?
Both capture the moment.

WHY DO WOMEN RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.

WHY IS PUBIC HAIR ALWAYS CURLY?
Otherwise it'll poke your eyes.

WHY IS THE PENIS SO DEPRESSED?
His best friends are two NUTs who live next to an ASShole.

WHAT DO A GYNECOLOGIST AND A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY HAVE IN COMMON?
They can smell it but they can't eat it!