Anagrams

Dormitory - Dirty Room
Evangelist - Evil's Agent
Desperation - A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code - Here Come Dots
Slot Machines - Cash Lost In 'em
Animosity - Is No Amity
Mother-In-Law - Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms - Alas! No more Z's
Semolina - Is No Meal
Alec Guinness - Genuine Class
The Public Art Galleries - Large Picture Halls, I bet
A Decimal Point - I'm A Dot In Place
The Earthquakes - That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two - Twelve plus one
Contradiction - Accord Not In It
Princess Diana - Ascend in Paris ( Freaky, Right? )

This one's TRULY amazing: "To be, or not to be: that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..."
Is: "In one of the Bard's best-thought-of tragedies, our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten."

Grand Finale: "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong"
Is: Thin man ran: left planet, makes large stride, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!"