Minister of Propaganda, Clark Cuevas. New incumbent sought.
Foreign Minister - New incumbent sought.
Minister without Portfolio - Diana Probst's Cat.
Minister with our Portfolio - You know who you are - give me my damned book back or go Up Against The Wall
Minister with too many vowels in his name - Michael O'Maoileoin
Chief Sycophant - Alan Clarke, a bloke I met on the street
Minister without a Proper job description - my best friend Elizabeth
Minister of Unhealth and Unsafety - Dangerous 'the bridge was there when I left
it' Bryan.
Portfolio without a minister - position not yet filled. Suitable candidate must be prepared to have skin used as binding.
Minister of Spontaneous Planning Jonathan Cooke
Minister of Re-education and Cultural Adjustment - Bekki Warren
Minister of Religion and Archbishop of Probstville - Elizabeth Warren (Also Minister i/c of burning heretics)
Minister for taking the flak when the government screws up, Patricia Caderamanpulle. (Please note, all correspondence sent to PC must have her name spelt correctly in full, or it will be returned to sender. We do not spell out names on the telephone.)
The Official Ambassador from HELL (Winnipeg, Canada), Adam "Call me Satan" Melzak
Adam is in a class of his own, even here. Nobody else will share it with
him.